Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into  the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions of stars."

Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?"

Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes retorts, "Someone stole our tent."

Sherlock Holmes to Dr. Watson: “Why would you like to become a detective?”

“Because my father and my mother’s husband were both detectives!”

Dr. Watson is now finally sick of examining the same piece of evidence. Irritated, Sherlock Holmes rips the paper from his hand. "Why is this examination taking forever?" Watson thereby replies resignedly, "It says Please turn on both sides”.

A London bank has now been robbed for the fourth time. Sherlock Holmes is asked to join the investigation. He asks the clerk: "Did you notice any unusual features of the perpetrator?" "Oh, yes", replied the cashier. "The man was dressed better every time."

Sherlock Holmes goes to heaven and greets Eve and then Adam by mentioning their names. Adam replies very puzzled: "How did you recognize us so quickly" - "Quite simply by making a few connections: You are the only ones without a belly button!"